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How to Teach a Dog to Lie Down

The task: How to teach your dog to lie down. Why you want to teach your dog to lie down, I don’t know. I personally don’t teach mine that. I teach them to sit – and sit means sit, stay, don’t move, just sit. I don’t teach ‘stay’ I just teach sit. To move, the dog would have needed to …

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Dogs and Divorce

“Where have you been all night?” Enquires Mrs Fido when her husband comes home late one night. “I’ve been in the alley all night playing with the bins.” He replies taken aback. “Don’t give me that,” she snaps. “You’ve been sniffing around that poodle again haven’t you?” “No, I swear I was just with my mates.” Mr Fido replies uncomfortably …